How To Make Money Online: Slogan Slingers and Get A Slogan

News, news, I have breaking news. Technology is hot these days, so it's time to for me to jump on that bandwagon and make some money the new-fashioned way, on the internet. Geocities is no longer bringing in that paper, but there is a small upstart named Google that might be a player in this game. I figured if a company like Google can be worth thousands of dollars, then it's time for me to at least start making hundreds. That is why I am trying to win me a Slogan contest.

I found a couple different places where companies will go to them and offer up prize money to come up with a slogan for their business or event. The main two are Slogan Slingers and Get A Slogan. Slogan Slingers is nice, because you get three opportunities, where Get A Slogan, you have to go for it all in one shot unless you want to purchase more opportunities which definitely seems like a racket.

But I'm a clever dude, so I figured I could probably dominate any competition in the world, so I started entering some contests. Although I have yet to be named a winner in any of these contests, it's only a matter of time with the gold I am spinning below.


ICAST: International Convention Of Allied Sportfishing Trades
I Can Always Stress Tomorrow
You Cast, I Win
Life's a Fish...Catch It

Faselis Lite - some PR agency
Press On
Share Your Story - somebody already submitted this entry before me.
What's Your Story?
Press Made Easy

Organic=Orgasmic
A Better Way To A Healthier You - boring
See You In Health
Welcome to Health

KA-CHING!

Note: I wrote a draft of this three years ago, and I have yet to win anything. Apparently, I'm too good at this.